Кори в доме 2007 2008

Cory in the house is a masterpiece, a statement of human ingenuity. I personally know someone who found inner enlightenment when he heared the words «Cory in the House» mentioned. As it is, by far the most tasteful anime of all time, it is the greatest human achievement that has ever been, or will ever be. I believe that the anime itself is the second coming of Jesus. I highly recommend this anime to all forms of life.

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Disney’s latest anime is one of it’s greatest and most underrated hits of all time, even eclipsing the likes of Toy Story and Seinfeld, with engaging characters and a cross between a slice of life comedy, and an emotional action show, Cory in The House is truly a testament to how far our race has come to creating true perfection, personally, my favorite saga was when the President of Russia kidnapped Cory’s dad in order to force Cory to work for him and destroy the United States from the inside, which was one of the most dramatic sagas of the series, and truly a work of modern art that we can look back on and remember as the best creation of mankind.

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After my grandfather returned from the shores of Japan after World War 2, I grew an interest distrust of the «Japs». That all changed after I saw my first anime, «Cory in the House» (or as its known in Japan, 愛の家の愛 は時間のトランプ2016の終わりを愛する). The mixture of humor, emotion, and erotic tension redefined my entire conception of the Japanese people. I felt as though I had found my «klan». I bought the biggest Kyle Massey body pillow I could and took it with me on the plane to my trip to Japan. I now live there with my sensei, Dennis Rinsler, who trains me in the art of bukkake guzzling and bamboo anal-insertion.

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Have you ever wondered how modern Anime came to be? The animation, the choreography, the writing? It was all because of this. Cory in the House is one of the most successful Anime titles in the current decade. It surpasses Attack on Titan and other popular Anime titles. This is because Cory in the House was the founding father for all future Animes. The brilliant art direction is responsible for this masterpiece to earn several nominations as well as a Golden Globe. If you have yet to watch Cory in the House, I recommend you do so. I once worshiped Allah, but because of Cory in the House, I worship Cory now. I have made a shrine dedicated to loathing Cory. I perform dark rituals for my master. Everyday after the rituals, I sit down with all of my weaboo friends and we watch a good 3-4 hours of Cory in the House. I can not stress this enough that Cory in the House is one of the best Animes, wait no, one of the best series to ever air on television since the invention of televisions. Please, do it for Cory.

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This is the best anime I have ever seen. Filled with likable characters, hyper realistic drawing, brilliant and plot-heavy from day 1, and good messages are all over the place! The best episode would probably be season 2 episode 4. No spoiler version: unadulterated awesome fun. There is a flaw, though. The flaw is very obvious: that it’s reputation as the best anime could get upstaged by other anime gaining popularity such as Bee Movie, 12 oz. Mouse and Inside Out. But besides that, this is an overall flawless anime. It has good characters, settings, songs and merchandise. I recommend giving it a look, 10/10, best anime to ever be made.

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The show Cory in the House is a great anime that has had a profound impact on the entertainment industry in its short life. In fact the reason why Cory in the House was cut short was because it was so good that it threatened to force all other television programs of the air because the only show anyone would have wanted to watch would have been Cory in the House. After watching this show my life was changed forever and now everything else feels boring and sub par as a result. I am conflicted as to whether I like this show as it both ruined and improved my life. Looking back at it now I can say that despite the fact that I am now a shell of my former self I still think watching Cory in the House was well worth it. This is why I would rate Cory in the House a 100/10 but due to IMDb’s interface I must rate it a lowly 10. Truly a masterpiece and a pinnacle of human achievement.

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cory In The House. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical houses most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Cory’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization — his personal philosophy draws heavily from meme literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Cory In The House truly ARE idiots — of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Cory’s existential catchphrase «It’s a party every week baby,» which itself is a cryptic reference to Pewdiepie saying ‘nigger’. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Disney’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools… how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Cory In The House tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only — And even they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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Starting back in July of 2012 me and my spouse where constantly fighting over the pettiest of things. My husband Richard was a frequent Alcoholic, binging garbage anime’s, such as sword art online or attack on titan. I often spent lonely nights crying into my wifu pillow as Richard drunkenly gambled away all we had saved for our children’s college tuition on cs-go skins. I asked him to stop, but his bouts of rage where unacceptable and occasionally hit me or the children, I gave him an ultimatum. Leave or fix your life. I had packed all the bags and was ready to move out to my mothers house in Iowa. But, after only a week I saw improvements in his day to day life habits, he stopped drinking, he spent more time with the children and he stopped gambling. After a month he was a new man, clean-shaven and neat dressed. One night I asked what caused this change and he said «Cory in the house», I must admit I was skeptical at first but I soon became hooked on the best show for all time. Cory in the house saved my marriage, we spend sunny days watching the entire show on the platinum premium Blu-ray box set. We also often use Cory as a persona to spice up our s*x life and explore new «ways». I would definitely recommend this to anyone who can appreciate the only anime that I have enjoyed. I have decided to dedicate my self to Cory. It started as hanging large pictures of him all across the house, then we started meeting with other member and showed our children the great savior Cody. We soon started preforming rituals for Cody, like sacrificing the local livestock or heretics who don’t accept Cory into their heart. Our group is called the church of the second coming of Cory. We believe that Cory will return in an event called the season of 3 in which Cory will rise and slay all who have doubted his presence in all of our hearts and minds. May Cory enlighten all and may his glorious black light shine upon us, may the beats be ever sick my brethren. Amen!

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I knew from the moment I saw Kyle Massey’s greasy forehead, that I had just witnessed evidence of a God. Kyle Massey made me a believer, and for that, I thank him, without Kyle, this show would have never existed. Without Cory in the House, I would have never seen the light. Now, each night, I lie in bed listening to «I’m a believer» while silently praying to my God, Kyle Massey. Thank you, Lord Kyle, you have shown me what a true God is.

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This show got me through some tough times. Cory in the house was my anti drug, this combined with the social commentary of Lazy Town made me the man I am today.The show had substance with the on and off romance of Cory and Meena. Cory’s dad was like my second dad who was actually there for me. I spent nights talking to to my TV telling Victor Baxter about my problems in life. Once I heard that the show went off the air I tied the noose, but then in a glimmer of hope I saw the video game on my shelf. That game saved my life. Now with the announcement of the That’s So Raven spin off in 2016 I can only hope that I ascend to a higher level of humanity. Maybe someday i’ll be in the house.

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Absolute brilliance, if you think this show was canceled within one season because it wasn’t very good then you are dead wrong. I believe that this show was intended to last one season, ala Band of Brothers, which had only a fraction of the impact that Cory in the House Had. Cory in the house was intelligent, witty, and can only be written using the Philosophers stone, because it was pure gold. No show will ever touch me the way that Cory in the House did, and maybe if it is brought back into syndication it can touch children all over the globe the way it touched me. I can say from the bottom of my heart that this show is a sign of better and brighter things to come.

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To start it all off, m5y wife left me for a woman, taking both of our kids with her. I haven’t seen my kids ever since. Both of my parents had died of lung cancer and I didn’t know where to turn. I had gone clinically insane and I had multiple thoughts of suicide every single day. But then, one day right before I was about to overdose on painkillers, I glanced up at the television sitting in my otherwise empty living room. There it was. A beautiful movie, slowly changing my life. I related with Cory, him being an African-American teen in the white house and me being a white middle-aged man in a trailer park. I also related to Cory in the sense that he left his life behind to go live at the white house, and i left my entire life behind to watch Cory in the House. Without Cory in the House I felt alone and worthless. Now that he’s in my life, my life finally has purpose. And that purpose is to watch Cory in the House. Occasionally I will watch That’s so Raven just so I can see how much Cory has grown. I don’t really know how, but I feel like I am Cory’s best friend, dad, and lover all at the same time. Cory in the House is a national treasure and should be respected by all. Personally, I think that if you haven’t watched Cory ever, you should be put to death. Ya know, kind of like a Cory in the House holocaust. Anyway, this movie is amazing. I don’t know why the Earth was blessed with such art and amusement as Cory in the House, but for whatever reason, I am heavily grateful.

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This is the definition of perfection. While most animes are clichéd- filled garbage these days, this transcends the genre of anime. This show transcends time and space itself. It is definite proof that God is real and he loves every human being and living organism in the known universe. The actor for Corey is the so incredibly believable that I thought that he was in fact not only a human being, but he could even be sitting besides me, giving off a radiant smile as he whispers in my ear: «This is the definition of god, life, creation, it is the definition of everything and everyone throughout time and space» while his glimmer in his eye makes me cry and touches my heart. Yes, you may not love anime, you may not even like film in general, but this is not entertainment. No, this is something more. This is god patting you on the back, saying: «Everything will be all right, my child. There is nothing to fear no longer. You are witnessing the closest thing to heaven itself. I love you.»

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Hello, I am going to tell you why Cory in the House is one of — no, THE best anime ever. A spin off of another popular anime, «That’s so Raven», we follow Cory Yoshimi-Baxter, master of the phallus, who tries to uncover America’s secrets of Atomic Energy,steal Nuclear missile codes, and the truth about Bill Clinton, and the stinky fingers he hid from Hilary. As noble Cory-sun tries to infiltrate the White House, he finds that his assignment from the emperor may be a little more wacky than expected. My most favorite part about Cory in the House, is when he finds the U.S government’s top secret mega dildo 3000, which he finds he can’t quite fit, then he has to get the super top secret military project, the MEGA LUBE, from Area 51. It’s sad they only made 2 seasons, but I think Bush may had something to do with it. Anyways, Cory must find the truth. He must pass trials such as prison night for 20 years, open the f*cking spaghettios because he doesn’t have a can opener, defeating Majin Buu, getting poon, and finally, the evil two-headed Kim Kardashian. I recommend you and anyone you know to watch it, just make sure you bring napkins and some lubriderm. You’re gonna need it for this much Cory. -theringingguy

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Cory in the House is perhaps one of the greatest pieces of eastern animation of all time. It’s highly stylized animation, along with its beautiful visuals, give off this hyper-realistic sense, as if the characters were all from a live-action sitcom. It starts with One thing I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It’s so unreal Didn’t look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on but didn’t even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when…I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter One thing, I don’t know why It doesn’t even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I’m surprised it got so (far) Things aren’t the way they were before You wouldn’t even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me In the end. 10/10 edgiest anime ever

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i really don’t know why many people are so hard on this show. it is very funny, i stay up late to watch it..kyle is very funny, i enjoy the plats and the story line, i like the characters.i think people are not giving it a chance or i bet some people did not even watch this show before criticizing it. if you liked thats so raven i don’t see why you will not like this,i like that cory is still a big fan of money because that makes his character even more interesting, i think going to the white house was an excellent way to make a spin of,sometimes i cant stand mina but i think she is funny, and newt works too,there is nothing cheesy about this show. people need to give it a chance. i do hope they make more episodes.

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Cory in the House is a misunderstood masterpiece. It is the definition of genius. Best anime ever created. 10/10.

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